the deaf bookkeeper..a fwd mail worth sharing

THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out 
of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got 
the job in the first place.  It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing 
that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he 
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is 
that he embezzled from me."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.  Enzo signs 
back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are 
talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask 
him again!" The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell 
him."

Enzo signs back, "OK. You win!  The money is in a brown briefcase, buried 
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He 
says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Don't you just LOVE lawyers?

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